{"product_id":"quipquirk™-ignite-your-workday-with-bold-humor-and-flawless-flow","title":"QuipQuirk™ — Vent Through The Week With 7 Pens That Say What You Can't","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: center !important;\"\u003eSurvive The Week One Pen At A Time\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003eSome weeks you wake up Monday already done with it. \u003cstrong\u003eQuipQuirk™\u003c\/strong\u003e is the 7-pen set that says what you can't — Mother-Fucking Monday through Suck A Dick Sunday — printed on a smooth-writing metal pen with a built-in stylus tip. Use it. Hide it. Gift it to the coworker who needs it more than you. Either way, the week just got funnier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex !important; justify-content: center !important; width: 100% !important; margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/2936\/4557\/files\/ff12_ad_e9a478cd-5e57-4b0d-bf30-7afdb55f58f8.webp?v=1779745415\" alt=\"Product demonstration\" style=\"width: 70% !important; height: auto !important; display: block !important; max-width: 70% !important;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: center !important;\"\u003eYou Can't Say It Out Loud. Let The Pen Do It For You.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou've got 40 more notes to write before lunch and a charge nurse who needs to be stopped.\u003c\/strong\u003e A \"Live Laugh Love\" pen isn't cutting it. Neither is biting your tongue. \u003cstrong\u003eQuipQuirk™\u003c\/strong\u003e hands you a clicker that does the venting so you can keep your license, your job, and your sanity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex !important; justify-content: flex-start !important; width: 100% !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e➤ One pen per shift, all seven days covered:\u003c\/strong\u003e Mother-Fucking Monday, Throat Punch Tuesday, Wish A Bitch Would Wednesday, Thundercunt Thursday, Fuck Off It's Friday, Shit Show Saturday, Suck A Dick Sunday. Match the pen to the mood, every morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e➤ Stylus tip built into the cap:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tap charts, sign tablets, navigate the kiosk in the break room — same pen, opposite end. No batteries, no pairing, no second tool to lose in your bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e➤ Real ballpoint, not gag-gift filler:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.5mm bullet tip, smooth black ink that doesn't skip mid-signature, and a solid metal barrel that survives being clicked 200 times a shift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex !important; justify-content: center !important; width: 100% !important; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/2936\/4557\/files\/ff12.4_2637f540-a399-4e46-8ac7-ed1dbb4a7305.png?v=1779809351\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: center !important;\"\u003eClick For Notes. Flip For Screens. Done.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe cap end is a soft-tip capacitive stylus.\u003c\/strong\u003e Tap your phone, sign a tablet at the pharmacy counter, scroll the EMR on the rolling cart — without smudging the screen with your finger or hunting for a separate pen you already lost.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003eNo app to install. No battery to charge. No Bluetooth handshake. The stylus works on any glass screen the second you touch it. Click the pen for paperwork. Flip it for screens. Move on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex !important; justify-content: center !important; width: 100% !important; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/2936\/4557\/files\/ff12.2_c2f397d8-f796-4e84-a691-825383ea5fa9.png?v=1779809351\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: center !important;\"\u003eBought For A Coworker. Kept The Whole Set.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003eThis started as a white-elephant gift and ended up living at the nurses' station. Buyers keep saying the same thing: \u003cem\u003e\"I cackled, then I actually started using them, then I bought a second set.\"\u003c\/em\u003e One nurse, Tasha M., put it like this: \u003cem\u003e\"I write 50 notes a shift and these are the only pens that still write at the bottom of the page. The fact that one says 'Thundercunt Thursday' is just the bonus.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex !important; justify-content: center !important; width: 100% !important; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/2936\/4557\/files\/ff12.1_e686c891-9f80-4a14-902e-875eab1a74be.png?v=1779809351\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: center !important;\"\u003eA Pen That Actually Earns Its Spot On Your Desk\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex !important; justify-content: flex-start !important; width: 100% !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✓ The funniest gift you'll give all year:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bachelorette, white elephant, work bestie's birthday, end-of-semester teacher swap — it lands every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✓ Pen and stylus in one barrel:\u003c\/strong\u003e Click for paperwork, flip for tablets. No second device, no charging, no extras to lose in a scrub pocket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✓ Built to actually write all week:\u003c\/strong\u003e Smooth 0.5mm ballpoint, no-smudge black ink, solid metal body that doesn't snap when you sit on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: center !important;\"\u003eHow To Use QuipQuirk™ Without Getting Written Up\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003eStep 1: Pick your weapon. Pull Mother-Fucking Monday out of the pen cup and let it do the silent talking on your desk while you keep a straight face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003eStep 2: Use it like a real pen. Charting, signatures, sticky notes, the back of a receipt — the 0.5mm tip handles all of it without skipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003eStep 3: Flip to the stylus end whenever a screen shows up. End the day with your sanity intact and tomorrow's pen already lined up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/2936\/4557\/files\/ff12.5_a438b731-cacf-453e-afbd-123e31a40b2a.png?v=1779809351\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex !important; justify-content: center !important; width: 100% !important; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex !important; justify-content: center !important; width: 100% !important; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; background-color: #f2f2f2; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuipQuirk™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; background-color: #f2f2f2; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGeneric \"Nurse Life\" Pens\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; background-color: #f2f2f2; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRandom Office Ballpoints\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne pen for every day of the week\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e❌\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e❌\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt-in capacitive stylus — no second tool\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e❌\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e❌\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMetal barrel that survives a 12-hour shift\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e❌\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 8px; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e❌\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: center !important;\"\u003eTechnical Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex !important; justify-content: flex-start !important; width: 100% !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin: 0 !important; padding-left: 20px; list-style-type: disc; text-align: left !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSet\u003c\/strong\u003e: 7 pens, one phrase per day of the week (Mon–Sun)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLength\u003c\/strong\u003e: 5.7 in — fits a scrub pocket, planner spine, or desk pen cup\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTip\u003c\/strong\u003e: 0.5mm bullet ballpoint, smooth black ink, smudge-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStylus\u003c\/strong\u003e: Soft capacitive tip on the cap end — works on any glass screen, no charging or pairing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBody\u003c\/strong\u003e: Solid metal barrel with retractable click; balanced 0.5 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColors\u003c\/strong\u003e: Multicolor (one of each: pink, red, rose, green, purple, navy, black) or single-color sets — Black, Red, Blue, Purple, Pink, Green\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: center !important;\"\u003eReal Questions From Buyers Like You\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex !important; justify-content: flex-start !important; width: 100% !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 10px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"font-weight: bold; margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important;\"\u003eAre these actually office-appropriate?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important;\"\u003eDepends on your office. The phrases include real curse words — Mother-Fucking Monday, Fuck Off It's Friday, etc. Most buyers use them at the nurses' station, in the back of the classroom, at home, or as a gift between coworkers who already swear like sailors. Not the pen you hand a client in a board meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 10px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"font-weight: bold; margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important;\"\u003eWill the printed words rub off after a week?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important;\"\u003eThe print is set into the soft-touch coating on the metal barrel, not stickered on top. Daily clicking, scrub-pocket use, and tossing in a tote bag won't wipe it off the way cheaper printed pens do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 10px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"font-weight: bold; margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important;\"\u003eDoes the stylus actually work, or is it just for show?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important;\"\u003eIt works. It's a real soft-tip capacitive stylus — the same kind you'd find in any standard pen-and-stylus combo. Tap, swipe, sign tablets and phones with it. No app, no battery, no pairing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 10px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"font-weight: bold; margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important;\"\u003eWhat do I get — one pen or the whole set?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important;\"\u003eYou get all 7 pens in your chosen variant. The \"Multicolor\" option ships one of each color (pink, red, rose, green, purple, navy, black), one phrase per pen. Single-color variants ship all 7 phrases in that one color.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 10px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"font-weight: bold; margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important;\"\u003eCan the ink be refilled when it runs out?\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important;\"\u003eYes. Unscrew the tip and swap in a standard 0.5mm ballpoint cartridge to keep using the pen long after the original ink runs dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex !important; justify-content: center !important; width: 100% !important; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: center !important;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/2936\/4557\/files\/ff12.7_14987c81-e85a-45a0-953d-99d2bbc2336a.png?v=1779810144\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: center !important;\"\u003eThe Pen That Says What You're Already Thinking\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0 !important; text-align: left !important;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuipQuirk™\u003c\/strong\u003e isn't desk decoration — it's the pen you'll actually reach for at 7am Monday and 11pm Saturday. Seven days, seven phrases, one set that survives your week and makes a coworker laugh out loud the first time they catch sight of it. Grab a set for yourself. Grab one for the friend who needs it more.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Arvilaro","offers":[{"title":"Multicolor \/ 7 Pens per set","offer_id":53980453405005,"sku":"0318-15581737","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 7 Pens per set","offer_id":53980453437773,"sku":"0318-15583030","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 7 Pens per set","offer_id":53980453470541,"sku":"0318-15582958","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ 7 Pens per set","offer_id":53980453503309,"sku":"0318-15583163","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 7 Pens per set","offer_id":53980453536077,"sku":"0318-15586827","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 7 Pens per set","offer_id":53980453568845,"sku":"0318-15583670","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ 7 Pens per set","offer_id":53980453601613,"sku":"0318-15580931","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/2936\/4557\/files\/ff12.1_e686c891-9f80-4a14-902e-875eab1a74be.png?v=1779809351","url":"https:\/\/arvilaro.com\/products\/quipquirk%e2%84%a2-ignite-your-workday-with-bold-humor-and-flawless-flow","provider":"Arvilaro","version":"1.0","type":"link"}